Currently Listening to: Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging

Yooooooo holla atcha boi Albus! Oh man the Fall Out Boy concert was so freakin sweet, lol! I wore like five arm bands. I went with my frat bros Vince and Kyle. We drank in Kyle's car before the show, I got drunk out of my mind, lol! The concert was at the Sokol and its in a really bad part of town, i was pretty scared, i'm not gonna lie to you. Not! I just lied to you I wasn't scared at all because i was so drunk and no one could stop me. I don't really remember a lot of the show because I was so hammered but I remember dancing with like 8 chicks and moshing with skinny loser kids. I destroyed them. I got so sweaty, fucking assholes. This one old dude who was like 35 started talking shit to me about being drunk, i was like "Your an idiot, fag!" and pretended like i was going to punch him and then Vince had to hold me back, probably because he knew i would have killed the guy. I was gonna go to subcheks on saturday except i ended up getting really drunk again with my frat bros and we were hollarin at bitches and whatnot. I cant wait for thanksgiving break, i have to see my relatives and what not but i'm def. gonna get crunked up, holla atcha boy Albus for where the partys at. Cya next time losers.

Currently Listening To: 2 Live Crew - Shake that ass bitch

Heyyyyyy Albus is all up in this bitch! My weekend was so crazy. Me and the Frat bros got so drunk! HAHA, I drank like 15 beers, and my friend had like 4 and was tipsy, and I made so much fun of him, what a fucking pussy! LOL! We watched the husker game at this bar and I was all drunk and yelling at the TV screen "Fuck tyou huskers you suck! Cosgrove you suck!" Hahaha, Fuck the huskers, I liked them when they won those championships. I always made fun of the guys in my highschool who went to all the football games and cheered and now I make fun of guys that like the huskers, fuck my high school and the huskers. I just like football because I get drunk and mac all the bitches in the stands. supporting atheltics is soo gay. Have I ever told you how awesome my frat is? we are known as the guys that party sooo hard we drink all the time and always have keggers. Some soririties don't like to party with us, because we party so hard, lol, stupid bitches. we have a really low gpa because we mostly are out drinking instead of studying,haha, I always make fun of the frats that have good grades, because frats are for drinking and getting with hotties, not getting good grades, ha losers! Cya next time Losers

Currently Listening to: Nelly - Tip Drill

Heyyyyy... ALBUS! Yo whats up in the house? Albus's house thats what. Halloween was so freakin sweet this year i had the coolest costume ever. My frat had a party and it was freakin sweet. I had the best costume there. I went as George Bush cuz hes a fn badass just like me. It was so cool, i had a huge wad of fake money in my pocket and i had a huge toy gun in my hand that made noises. I was shooting people like crazy and declaring war on everybody! Seriously it was a hilarious costume. I got this chicks number, she went as a sexy school girl. she had big titties and i grabbed them saying "i need to check these for weapons of mass destruction!" I was so smooth, she wanted my nutsac hardcore right then. I hooked up with her that night and checked her for mass destruction all night if you know what im sayin. TIP DRILL! she called me today and i answered the phone "biggest badass ever" she laughed real hard. i think she likes me a lot. I'm gonna go for her, shes got big ones. Like 3 of my frat bros have got with her but i dont care they're probably just talkin shit and jealous im pullin mad ass. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening to: too dtrunk!3!32!

Heyyy yuall! Oh man suepr wasted and bloggin! yeah! u suck big fat donkey cock yes! U losr! ahh albus! so wasted ruight now my frat bros are so cool cuz we got some fucking awesome shots ath the bar fuk u i have iD in my pNTS! PANTS! hahah ALBUS SNSAKE!!!! and fuc shit its like 3 am and i have test art 9 tomorrow but its all good cus i dont dknow shit 4it hopeuflly it s multiple cociese an=d shit cus imwasted LOL! party time, yaeh i'll have anothe brewdog! i s;ept wit yo gurl cus im albus ahrdcore tothe bone of the sanke thattz how i role tis bitznatch. ur chick wants my sac, ALBUTs! Cya nx thyme lozers.

Currently Listening to: Nelly E.I.

Heyyy all you out there. I'm just chillin a little bit rockin some old school jams. Is nelly in the rap hall of fame yet? man he should be he pulls mad chicks. he probably pulls as much ass as i do. This weekend me and some of the frat bros went to some partys. Some were tight, others were really freakin gay. Like not gay as in filled with homosexuals, really gay, like filled with loser faggots, LOL! I saw a retarded person on sunday, that was really funny. If i was a retarted person i would stand on the street with a cardboard sign and then people would give me money and that would kick ass. then i would go buy beer and they wouldn't id me because retarded people have it easy and never get hassled or id'ed and shit. retarded people have it made. Cya next time Losers.

DMB - Crash Into Me

Heyyyyyy yo! Albus up in here! I got WASTED yesterday! Me and the boyz killed that 18 pack then we went to this bar and bought pitchers and i just drank out of the pitcher eventhough im not 21 it was so freakin sweet and smooth. i just went to the bathroom when the lady was checking ids. they were nun the wiser. some people can be freakin idiots! My frat bros and I are really bonding. I can tell because they do stuff like that for me. There were some hotties there that i hit on because im freaking awesome especially when im wasted. I rolled up on them and said "do you have your tickets yet?" and they said "to what" and i said "to the albus snake show" and then i dropped my pants. HAHAHA LOL, SIKE! That would have been awesome if i did because all chicks want the albus meat. They looked like prude ass bitches though and they were playing some shitty music i never even heard of before. How the hell do you know about music if it isn't on the radio? Seriously, some people are such losers! When we got back I called up that chick i was talking about. It was like 1:30 and i knew she wanted to dance on the albus pole so i called here up. Didn't really work out. I woke her up from sleeping. She didn't really know who i was. She said she had class and student council meeting the next morning. I think she's still in high school. Well, i'm gonna go eat pizza then whack it. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Blink 182 - Dammit

Heyyyy all u losers out there in internet world. What's happening? Nevermind don't tell me because its probably booring as fuck! Lol, I started to drink an hour ago so if I'm going crazy thats why, eventhough im the most bad ass mo fo that doesnt give a fuck, so fuck you, LOL! I don't have class tomorrow and neither do my frat bros Vince and Jordan so we picked up an 18 pack and wer'e pounding them. LOL, holy shit, Jordan called Vince a fag for not being able to open up his beer and Jordan punched him in the balls. LOL, sorry, i was yelling back at them. I told both of them that they were gay with eachother and then they laughed and said they were going to double team rape me. My frat bros kick ass because they're frickin hilarious and do hilarious things like that all the time. That's probably why they recruited me to the frat. All of us guys have our similarities but our differences too. One example is I have a blog and I don't think they do. Tonights thursday and i'll probably continue to get dominated as usual. I heard of a lot of stuff going on but knowing me i'll probably just go to the place with the most hotties or I might call up this chick when im drunk. drunk dialing is awesome by the way. i met this girl at a party and went down her pants and i told her i would call her so i might do that tonight. i think i still have her number, i dunno, this was in like august. either way I'm gonna pull some ass. Albus snake, hardcore. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening to: Kanye West - Gold Digger

Heyyyyyy all you out there, it's been SOOOO long since I wrote on here, I can't freakin believe it. Sorry if you missed me... and u probably did. I was in New Orleans helping out for Hurricane Katrena. HAHA LOL! YEAH RIGHT! LOL! Now I'm laughing about how hilarious I am. I can make jokes about recent tradgetys, I rule. But for real tho, I haven't blogged in a long time cause they were trying to update my blog and they're all freakin idiots and don't know anything and it took forever. But now it works and you can leave me comments about how freaking kick ass I am. If your a hot chick leave your number if you want to touch the Albus snake. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Kenny Chesney - Who You Would Be Today

Heyyyyy everybody. God damn its been a long time since I've last blogged. I've been really busy with school work, we had to have this two page paper double spaced due today. It's been rockin my shit but it will probably be good cause I fucking kick ass at that shit, I mean I'm a pretty decent writer, I do have my own blog, its not like u can just go make one, they don't hand them out to everybody. College professors are so stupid, you just gotta put a ton of big words in your're paper and they think your smart and a good writer. Im so kick ass, I really am, everyone wants to be my friend on facebook. This one kid from South Carolina asked to be my friend like 8 times. I don’t want to give away his identity, so his initials are J. S. and his name sounds like “deaf with”. His name is Jeff Smith. I think he has a man crush on me, which is really gay but I can see why because im landon fucking albus hardcore and everybody wants me, even dudes. I excepted his friendship because I felt sorry for him because he probably gets no chicks and is canadian. Freakin loser. It's Thursday and I'll probably get really drunk with some of my frat bros and some sororistitutes that all want my ding-a-ling and ballsack. I'm Landon Albus raging it to the max. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: New Found Glory - I Don't Wanna Know

Heyyyyyy losers. Today was just another typical Albus day for the most part. Me being kick ass and prettymuch all chicks wanting me and loser douchebags wanting to be me. I thought I had to have a newspaper for one of my classes today so I bought one. Newspapers are cheap by the way, I’ve never bough one before, I had no idea. But then we didn’t have to have it for class, I was so freakin pissed that I had bought the newspaper. Then the rest of the day I just carried around the newspaper so people thought I was freakin smart and read a lot. Oh man, I’ts so refreshing to be as kick ass as I am. Tonight some of the frat bros were gonna watch that jet lee movie Hero with all the sweet fight scenes. They didn’t tell me it was freaking having subtitles. Fuck that so I bounced on that. Im not gonna freaking read a movie. Reading is gay. Cya next time losers.

Currently Listening To: My Chemical Romance - Helena

Yo Yo Yo! Landon in the building! So this weekend, some of the frat boys and I got together and played some poker. I was like “this is sooo gay, how come we aren’t playing strip poker with some drunk lades???” When I said that, I knew they thought I was cool, cause I wanted to see drunk girls get naked. Then, I bluffed this guy so hardcore, I showed him my cards and was like, “you just got bluffed, go cry to your mama” Haha, he was all pissed, but the other guys thought it was funny. We all have the same sense of humor, that what makes our frat so much better than any others. I dunno, I’m pretty depressed cause I didn’t pull any ass this weekend. One of our keggers got busted. I wasn’t scared though, I just ran, no fat cop could catch me, Landon Albus. I kick so much ass. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue

Heyyy all of you. So some dudes are pretty jealous of me on facebook, I think they're mad at me cause there "women" want me. Yeah, like those dudes could ever get women. That, or they are gay and they totally wanna to tap my ass. That's so gross, but it's probably true. The cool thing about them though is their facebook picture. They're drinking beer and stuff and dress nice like I do. I know all you girls can't resist a guy with a picture of himself drinking beer, or without a shirt or with a popped collar on their facebook page. That fucking kicks ass, kinda like me. I'm fucking Landon Albus which means I'm not a pussy. To the guys hating on Landon Albus, Your all idiots! If you got my back, show me some love on the wall. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Brad Paisley - Alcohol

Heyyyyy fools, I'm taking time off from kicking ass to write in my blog. Not! My name is Landon Albus isn't it? I never stop kicking ass, I roll that shit 24/7 hardcore because I'm so badass. I kick more ass in my sleep than you ever have in your life. I had to go to the post office today to mail a birthday card. It is my grandmas like 90th birthday or something but it was like a month ago and I've been so freaking busy I haven't been able to do it. Shes so old though, she wont even notice. Old people are freaking idiots. Like this old person in front of me at the post office today. She was so dumb, she was mailing a post card and she freaking filled out some form for it like for international or something and then didn't even have to use it! Then she bought delivery tracking like an idiot and also insurance. It was a freaking postcard, I was like "Your an idiot!" inside my head. Then I started laughing to myself a little bit because of how hilarious I was. Then this lady came in with her kid and they were behind me. She was probably like 30 or something, not really a MILF but I would definitely tap it after a few brew dogs. She had a nice rack on her. I grabbed some pamphlet behind me so I could check out her boobs as too the pamphlet. Her kid was like 5 and was standing right behind me. I had to fart and tried to make it an SBD but you could kind of hear it still. The kids head was right by my ass and he got the full load of that shit, WIND GUST TO THE FACE! HAHA LOL! Oh man that sucks for that kid, he started telling his mom how it smelled after than but then it was my turn to go to the desk. Haha, god damn I'm so funny I should be illegal. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: 2 Pac - I don't know what its called

Heeeyyy losers. Today sucked big time, and that doesn't happen a lot for me. Seriously, this was probably one of the worst days of my life. I really haven't bee feeling like my kick ass self. First my roommate Jordan turned off my X-Box when he knew I had a game of Madden 06 running. I had like a half of a season going with like 300 madden challenge points the fucking bastard. Now its all down the toilet. Hes a little fucking bitch, he did it because I'm friends with this really hot chick he likes on facebook. All the ladies fucking want me. So when I woke up this morning and found out I jumped on him and started kicking his ass and my fucking livestrong band broke during the fight. I fucking hate that guy right now I loved that livestrong bracelet. Even though they are only a dollar I don't really want to buy a new one. Ive seen these cool white ones people have been wearing around ill probably get one of those eventhough i dont know what the fuck they mean. Then today in English class we had to have our intro and conclusion done and my teacher freaking totally ripped it apart. On top of that we had to go into my uno blackboard or whatever it is for something and I couldn't figure it out so this fat chick next to me had to help me. It was so fucking embarrassing. She was all rubbing up against me. Whatever, maybe if I was drunk I would be feeling that. Oh well, I'll probably just make fun of some people and kick there ass tonight because im a fucking badass. Cya later Losers.

Currently Playing: Madden '06

HOLLLAAA! What's up everyone? Yea yea. All I gots to say is I am so awesome. I have been on facebook for like only 2 days or something and I am getting invited by everyone to come out and party with them. Damn, I am so fucking cool. I know everyone wants me to come out and party with them so i have started the "invite Landon to your party cause I'm So Kick Ass!!" page. click on it if you want me to KICK ASS at your party. you have to be a really hot girl too. i take no fat girls here, cause i am way too cool for them. ahaha! LOL! i am so kick ass!

well i gotta get going now i have school in the morning, damn i hate school, it sucks so much!! Cya next time losers.

Currently Listening To: Fall out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down

Heyyyy fools! So i've been on facebook for like one day and I've already got a ton of hot chicks as friends on there. eventhough some are "in a relationship" I'll probably end up banging them anyway, I'm Landon Fucking Albus! Today in my english class we had to have the intro to our persuasive paper done for Thursday. We talked about topics in class. This kid in my group said he was going to do his called "George Bush Needs To Be Impeached" and was talking about it and really flipping his lid. I was like "your an idiot dude! George bush got elected twice!" Then i told him how i was in a cool frat and how i get a ton of chicks so he knew how much cooler i was then him. That's where i got the idea for My paper. Here is the title and intro.

"I'm So Kick Ass!"

My name is Landon Albus and I kick more ass then youv'e ever seen. I get with so many chicks its insane. I am so fucking cool it is unbelievable. I'm so kick ass because I kick a lot of ass, get with a lot of chicks and am really cool.

That's my intro so far. I'll probably add in some big words so my teacher thinks i'm smart. My teacher is cool because she lets us write cuss words in our papers. that kicks ass. Oh, and for all you idiots out there the last line is a thesis statement if you were too dumb to see that. I'll tell you guys how my paper goes when i finish it. I think i'm gonna go take a nap or play some Madden 06. TRUCK STICK!! Cya next time losers.

Currently Listening To: Something Corporate - Drunk Girl

Albus in your grill!!! This weekend was awesome, from what I can remember, haha! LoL! I signed up for the facebook because I finally checked my uno mail account. All of you guys need to become my friends…excsepcially if you are a hot girl, wink wink. I got a myspace account too. Went to a kegger this weekend and got super drunk. I was talking to this chick all night, I kept telling her my hobbies are lifting weights and volunteering, she was into that sort of thing. The next thing I remember, was waking up the next morning next to her. And let me tell you, I got out of the couch I was on with her as fast as I could, because she was uggggllllyyyy. The beer goggles were on pretty heavy last night. She is what I like to call a "Slump Buster" even though Albus never gets in slumps. Well nature calls, I'm gonna go drink a beer and read a playboy. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Good Charlotte - Anthem

Heyyyyy all you, Albus in the hizzouse!!!! Class has been gay like usual, college would be sooo much better without classes. But I have this friggin hilarious story of me being funny in class today. The stupid teacher asked me this question about a book, and I go…”WHAT!?” just like dave chapelle and lil jon. She asked me the question again and I go “WHAT!?” Then she told me to stop doing that and I go “OooKay!” I was so classic. I also was trying to hit on this girl that sits beside me, she has this unbelievable rack. I’m always staring at it, sometimes she catches me, but I think she likes it, who wouldn’t want The Albus staring at them? But anyways, I told her this story about how I went to Jail once for punching this gay guy for hitting on me. I also said I was on probation too, I’m pretty sure she wanted me. I told her about this kegger my frats having, I really hope she comes and gets wasted. I was talking to a frat brother of mine, shane, about her, and how I think I want her. He told me I should probably try and hit it. We are really tight like that in our frat, we can talk about anything with each other. I think I’m gonna go start getting super wasted now, I’ll prolly beer bong like 8 beers. Well, pimping ain’t easy, except for me, HAHA. I’m such a pimp. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Pearl Jam - Hunger Strike

Heyyyy everybody, Landon here again, did you miss me? Don't lie i bet you did, after one blog entry I bet your in love with me. On my way to class there were these stupid gaywads handing out these flyers for some shit, I don't even know what it was for, there was a picture of a book on in. there were liek 5 people handing them out so i took one from the one guy, being all polite and shit and pretended like I was interested in it but really I was checking out this chicks ass in front of me. Then a little bit later there was another guy and before he could hand me a flyer I HANDED THE FLYER I HAD TO HIM! HAHAHA LOL i'm laughing to myself right now just thinking about it. Goddamn i'm so funny. they guy totally didn't know what to do. I was walking with one of my frat bros, Vince. Right before i did it i said, "yo vince, watch this" then after i did it we high fived and bumped chests. i think i earned some respect from him for that. Class was freaking gay. I only stayed for like half the class because that hot slut i was talking about is on the golf team or tennis team or some shit and went to get assignments from the teacher because she had to go to a game right then. Vince text messeged me, like 15 into class to see if we wanted to ditch at break and go crack some brews and frolf. So we fucking bailed on that shit, it was so smooth, the teacher didnt even know. Frolf was cool i shot like 10 over i don't care as much about frolf as much as i do as getting drunk on the frolf coruse. Natty light is awesome. O yea, I found a frisbee with someones name and phone number on it too. What kind of a fucking loser who woulda do that? I will probably prank call him sometime when im drunk. God damn im so funny, i think of the funniest shit to do. GOD! Oh yeah before I forget, one of my bros is a huge Pearl Jam fan, probably just as big of one as i am so i got a bunch of songs from him and put them on my ipod even some rare live songs. Get this though for "Hunger Strike" he had the band being labeled "Temple Of The Dog". What a fucking idiot! I don't even think that is a real band. You would think he would know better than that, so I had to change it before i uploaded it to my ipod. I left a note on his computer about it and i'll probably make fun of him about it later. Some Pearl Jam fan he is. Some people are fucking idiots. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Blink 182 - All The Small Things

Heeyyyy there, to all you readers! This is the first entry to my blog, I’ll probably have a few more, unless I get too drunk, haha. I just went through my first week of college last week, and man, there are some hot ass bitches, and some giant douche bags there. Not me though, I was voted Most Popular and Biggest Party Animal in high school, Seniors ‘05 rule. Well I’m just waking up from last night, I was sooo drunk. These two stupid idiots in my frat thought they could out drink me, I was like, “You stupid idiots really think you can out drink me? You guys are such idiots!” I thought it was funny when I said that. After like my second beer, I wasn’t feeling so good cause I had the flu the other day, but not cause the of the booze, I ain’t no 2 beer queer. Then one of my frat bros had the same pink striped polo shirt that i had on and i made fun of him for not popping the collar, I knew right away that I was cooler than him, he's probably gay too. He was like a junior or something. But then he punched me real hard in the arm and i pretended like it didnt hurt. I can't wait to do that to freshmen when I'm a junior! There this super hot chick in my English class, I think I’m gonna try and hit it, but I mean, she is kinda one of those dumb girls that study all the time, so I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to pull her. Well, it’s about time to go to class. The only reason I’m going to class is cause of the hot slut, and cause everyone in there thinks I’m freaking funny. Last time in class I farted right in the middle of the teacher talking, haha, lol, I Rule. Cya next time Losers.