Currently Listening To: My Chemical Romance - Helena

Yo Yo Yo! Landon in the building! So this weekend, some of the frat boys and I got together and played some poker. I was like “this is sooo gay, how come we aren’t playing strip poker with some drunk lades???” When I said that, I knew they thought I was cool, cause I wanted to see drunk girls get naked. Then, I bluffed this guy so hardcore, I showed him my cards and was like, “you just got bluffed, go cry to your mama” Haha, he was all pissed, but the other guys thought it was funny. We all have the same sense of humor, that what makes our frat so much better than any others. I dunno, I’m pretty depressed cause I didn’t pull any ass this weekend. One of our keggers got busted. I wasn’t scared though, I just ran, no fat cop could catch me, Landon Albus. I kick so much ass. Cya next time Losers.