Currently Listening To: New Found Glory - I Don't Wanna Know

Heyyyyyy losers. Today was just another typical Albus day for the most part. Me being kick ass and prettymuch all chicks wanting me and loser douchebags wanting to be me. I thought I had to have a newspaper for one of my classes today so I bought one. Newspapers are cheap by the way, I’ve never bough one before, I had no idea. But then we didn’t have to have it for class, I was so freakin pissed that I had bought the newspaper. Then the rest of the day I just carried around the newspaper so people thought I was freakin smart and read a lot. Oh man, I’ts so refreshing to be as kick ass as I am. Tonight some of the frat bros were gonna watch that jet lee movie Hero with all the sweet fight scenes. They didn’t tell me it was freaking having subtitles. Fuck that so I bounced on that. Im not gonna freaking read a movie. Reading is gay. Cya next time losers.