Monday, September 12, 2005

Currently Listening To: Brad Paisley - Alcohol

Heyyyyy fools, I'm taking time off from kicking ass to write in my blog. Not! My name is Landon Albus isn't it? I never stop kicking ass, I roll that shit 24/7 hardcore because I'm so badass. I kick more ass in my sleep than you ever have in your life. I had to go to the post office today to mail a birthday card. It is my grandmas like 90th birthday or something but it was like a month ago and I've been so freaking busy I haven't been able to do it. Shes so old though, she wont even notice. Old people are freaking idiots. Like this old person in front of me at the post office today. She was so dumb, she was mailing a post card and she freaking filled out some form for it like for international or something and then didn't even have to use it! Then she bought delivery tracking like an idiot and also insurance. It was a freaking postcard, I was like "Your an idiot!" inside my head. Then I started laughing to myself a little bit because of how hilarious I was. Then this lady came in with her kid and they were behind me. She was probably like 30 or something, not really a MILF but I would definitely tap it after a few brew dogs. She had a nice rack on her. I grabbed some pamphlet behind me so I could check out her boobs as too the pamphlet. Her kid was like 5 and was standing right behind me. I had to fart and tried to make it an SBD but you could kind of hear it still. The kids head was right by my ass and he got the full load of that shit, WIND GUST TO THE FACE! HAHA LOL! Oh man that sucks for that kid, he started telling his mom how it smelled after than but then it was my turn to go to the desk. Haha, god damn I'm so funny I should be illegal. Cya next time Losers.

1 comment:

nate sell said...

I seriously think you are the biggest douche bag in the whole entire world. Everything i hate about people you are.