Currently Listening To: Good Charlotte - Anthem

Heyyyyy all you, Albus in the hizzouse!!!! Class has been gay like usual, college would be sooo much better without classes. But I have this friggin hilarious story of me being funny in class today. The stupid teacher asked me this question about a book, and I go…”WHAT!?” just like dave chapelle and lil jon. She asked me the question again and I go “WHAT!?” Then she told me to stop doing that and I go “OooKay!” I was so classic. I also was trying to hit on this girl that sits beside me, she has this unbelievable rack. I’m always staring at it, sometimes she catches me, but I think she likes it, who wouldn’t want The Albus staring at them? But anyways, I told her this story about how I went to Jail once for punching this gay guy for hitting on me. I also said I was on probation too, I’m pretty sure she wanted me. I told her about this kegger my frats having, I really hope she comes and gets wasted. I was talking to a frat brother of mine, shane, about her, and how I think I want her. He told me I should probably try and hit it. We are really tight like that in our frat, we can talk about anything with each other. I think I’m gonna go start getting super wasted now, I’ll prolly beer bong like 8 beers. Well, pimping ain’t easy, except for me, HAHA. I’m such a pimp. Cya next time Losers.