Currently Listening To: Kenny Chesney - Who You Would Be Today

Heyyyyy everybody. God damn its been a long time since I've last blogged. I've been really busy with school work, we had to have this two page paper double spaced due today. It's been rockin my shit but it will probably be good cause I fucking kick ass at that shit, I mean I'm a pretty decent writer, I do have my own blog, its not like u can just go make one, they don't hand them out to everybody. College professors are so stupid, you just gotta put a ton of big words in your're paper and they think your smart and a good writer. Im so kick ass, I really am, everyone wants to be my friend on facebook. This one kid from South Carolina asked to be my friend like 8 times. I don’t want to give away his identity, so his initials are J. S. and his name sounds like “deaf with”. His name is Jeff Smith. I think he has a man crush on me, which is really gay but I can see why because im landon fucking albus hardcore and everybody wants me, even dudes. I excepted his friendship because I felt sorry for him because he probably gets no chicks and is canadian. Freakin loser. It's Thursday and I'll probably get really drunk with some of my frat bros and some sororistitutes that all want my ding-a-ling and ballsack. I'm Landon Albus raging it to the max. Cya next time Losers.