Currently Listening To: Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue

Heyyy all of you. So some dudes are pretty jealous of me on facebook, I think they're mad at me cause there "women" want me. Yeah, like those dudes could ever get women. That, or they are gay and they totally wanna to tap my ass. That's so gross, but it's probably true. The cool thing about them though is their facebook picture. They're drinking beer and stuff and dress nice like I do. I know all you girls can't resist a guy with a picture of himself drinking beer, or without a shirt or with a popped collar on their facebook page. That fucking kicks ass, kinda like me. I'm fucking Landon Albus which means I'm not a pussy. To the guys hating on Landon Albus, Your all idiots! If you got my back, show me some love on the wall. Cya next time Losers.