Currently Listening To: Fall out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down

Heyyyy fools! So i've been on facebook for like one day and I've already got a ton of hot chicks as friends on there. eventhough some are "in a relationship" I'll probably end up banging them anyway, I'm Landon Fucking Albus! Today in my english class we had to have the intro to our persuasive paper done for Thursday. We talked about topics in class. This kid in my group said he was going to do his called "George Bush Needs To Be Impeached" and was talking about it and really flipping his lid. I was like "your an idiot dude! George bush got elected twice!" Then i told him how i was in a cool frat and how i get a ton of chicks so he knew how much cooler i was then him. That's where i got the idea for My paper. Here is the title and intro.

"I'm So Kick Ass!"

My name is Landon Albus and I kick more ass then youv'e ever seen. I get with so many chicks its insane. I am so fucking cool it is unbelievable. I'm so kick ass because I kick a lot of ass, get with a lot of chicks and am really cool.

That's my intro so far. I'll probably add in some big words so my teacher thinks i'm smart. My teacher is cool because she lets us write cuss words in our papers. that kicks ass. Oh, and for all you idiots out there the last line is a thesis statement if you were too dumb to see that. I'll tell you guys how my paper goes when i finish it. I think i'm gonna go take a nap or play some Madden 06. TRUCK STICK!! Cya next time losers.