Currently Listening To: Blink 182 - All The Small Things

Heeyyyy there, to all you readers! This is the first entry to my blog, I’ll probably have a few more, unless I get too drunk, haha. I just went through my first week of college last week, and man, there are some hot ass bitches, and some giant douche bags there. Not me though, I was voted Most Popular and Biggest Party Animal in high school, Seniors ‘05 rule. Well I’m just waking up from last night, I was sooo drunk. These two stupid idiots in my frat thought they could out drink me, I was like, “You stupid idiots really think you can out drink me? You guys are such idiots!” I thought it was funny when I said that. After like my second beer, I wasn’t feeling so good cause I had the flu the other day, but not cause the of the booze, I ain’t no 2 beer queer. Then one of my frat bros had the same pink striped polo shirt that i had on and i made fun of him for not popping the collar, I knew right away that I was cooler than him, he's probably gay too. He was like a junior or something. But then he punched me real hard in the arm and i pretended like it didnt hurt. I can't wait to do that to freshmen when I'm a junior! There this super hot chick in my English class, I think I’m gonna try and hit it, but I mean, she is kinda one of those dumb girls that study all the time, so I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to pull her. Well, it’s about time to go to class. The only reason I’m going to class is cause of the hot slut, and cause everyone in there thinks I’m freaking funny. Last time in class I farted right in the middle of the teacher talking, haha, lol, I Rule. Cya next time Losers.