Currently Listening to: Nelly - Tip Drill

Heyyyyy... ALBUS! Yo whats up in the house? Albus's house thats what. Halloween was so freakin sweet this year i had the coolest costume ever. My frat had a party and it was freakin sweet. I had the best costume there. I went as George Bush cuz hes a fn badass just like me. It was so cool, i had a huge wad of fake money in my pocket and i had a huge toy gun in my hand that made noises. I was shooting people like crazy and declaring war on everybody! Seriously it was a hilarious costume. I got this chicks number, she went as a sexy school girl. she had big titties and i grabbed them saying "i need to check these for weapons of mass destruction!" I was so smooth, she wanted my nutsac hardcore right then. I hooked up with her that night and checked her for mass destruction all night if you know what im sayin. TIP DRILL! she called me today and i answered the phone "biggest badass ever" she laughed real hard. i think she likes me a lot. I'm gonna go for her, shes got big ones. Like 3 of my frat bros have got with her but i dont care they're probably just talkin shit and jealous im pullin mad ass. Cya next time Losers.