Monday, December 22, 2008

I called a chick a MUFF DIVER!

currently listening to: Akon FT. Lil Wayne and Young Jeezy - I'm So Paid

so I just found out one of my classes was a online internet class lol i didn't go to it anwayz! haha! i emailed this dude asking if he wood do my Final for me and id let him into my frat. he hasnt got back to me yet and my final was last thursday so hopefully he did it. i wont haze him to hard. jk, im gonna paddle his ass!

i went to this lame party on sat nite and this hot ass ho was totally feeling me. i walkd up to her and laid down some game and asked her if she liked public transportation then i told her she could ride the alBUS all night long! lol! she told me she had a boyfriend and iwas like he's is an idiot! she left like 5 minutes later and i told Donovan that she was probably a muff diver. I think she might have heard me, it was epic! hahahahahahaha.

im taking a couple of pledges to the Indians casino this week. im gonna win like 1000 dollars at blackjack cuz im 21 and im gonna hit til i get 21! lol

im gonnna have a brew dog. yah its 221am on a sunday nite and im gonna drink a brew dog lol im always throwing down like that striaght hardcore. albus.

cya next time losers!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know you have no authority to admit anyone into any fraternity whatsoever. It is our public policy that we do not haze and our paddles are for display use only.

We've been over this multiple times, Landon. You know what the fraternity's online disclosure policy is, and although you're not currently active, you are still obligated to abide by it.

Anonymous said...

Landon that was truly epic when you told me that bitch was a muff diver lol lol lol if you were still officially in the frat you would be a legend!