Hoooly SHIT its been a long time!!

currently listening to: McGomery Gentry - Roll With Me

Im fuckin 21 bitches!

HOOOLY SHIT its been a long time since Ive blogged! (not as long as my dong is though!) I just want to let u know that Im alive and I didn't dissapear into a cave or some shit like Ben Laden! HA! What a fucking idiot, fuck that guy.

Your probably wondering where i've been... well all u gotta do is check ur gurls verizon account Son, cuz she's been texting the FUCK out of the Albus Phone! (sexual metaphour)

Well i took like a year off of school and have been working at this bank or something I still don't know what the fuck it is, lol! my dad used to manage it or own it or some shit but it was sooo lame. It wasn't even a real bank like a bank of the west or something like whatever. I'll tell you about that shiz later.

But before that i got like all F'S (NOT IN pounding brew dogz tho) so i'm on academic probation and still technically a freshmen but that shit all lame anyways man, i've learned so much about life. IT'S ALL THE CORPORATIONS man!

n e ways i'm changing my major to english b/c basically everything i say is a metafor 4 me fucking all these hoes or all of these bitches wanting a taste test of the albus flavored ice cream.

^--- SEE? I'M BACK BITCH!

cya next time losers!