Currently listening to: Gnarels Barclay

Heeyyyy dooshebags! Yo I would have wrote more this summer but I was so fucking drunkstyle wasted all day everyday to do it!

Fuckin cops, I almost got a MIP this summer at this huge like 30 kegger in Blair. It was fucking sweet at first, i was macking like 10 bitches at once! Some of my bros were there and were giving me mad props for mackin all those chicks. I was about to go up this chicks dress when some kids like "cops!" so being smart as fuck I fucking BOLTED to the lake. I hid in some old people pontoon boat for like 2 hours it was soo gay. I jacked off on the carpet! Fuckin cops aint got shit on me
There was a black dude there too and i said "what up" to him. He nodded at me because he knows I'm Landon Fucking Albus, a down ass cat.

Schools gay as usual so far, ive skipped like 8 times already. There are only a few hot chicks in my classes. They prob all want me. It was hilarious today in class i called socrates So-crates, eventhough its really Sock-crates, LOL. Bill and ted are hillarious but faggot stoners. smoking pot is for pussis.

Albus for homecoming king in '06. Cya next time losers.