Theyres barely any boobs at all in this movie and all the dudes either looks like Karl Lewis, Miles Davis, or Seal who all look the same anyways. its confusing as fuck! - Landon Albus
All right since I changed my major to english my advisor was like u should be writing every day and im like your an idiot lol dont u read my blog? Lol. No I didnt but thats what i was thinking.
well that night i hooked up with this weird ass chick at this super hippy bar called The Moon and in the morning when i roll bounced out of her place i stole some dvds even though she had no good ones. some had writing in german or french or something but clint eastwood on the case and i was like lol what are you even watching? one was like bono bruno il caviar 2. I stole that one.
i stole this movie called City of God wich seemed sweet cuz it had a naked girl on the front and talked about dealing drugs and shit and scarface is my fav movie ever so i was like fuck yeah bitch, im stealing this lol! so here is my movie review.
ok so the dvd says city of god on the cover of it but when you watch it its all like "cidade de deus" and it has a bunch of these mexican names and im like wtf this is the wrong movie so i was pissed off but then theyre killing some pheasnts and shit and there was blood so that was cool but the camera work sucked lol.
apparently this movie is set in Rio-Jenero, Brazil and im like "whatever they cant have this whole thing in spanish it will be like scarface and theyll speak english the whole time so people actually watch this!"
WRONG they speak spanish the whole time! this sucks! I couldnt even turn on subtitles until like 10 minutes beacuse whoever made the dvd is an idiot so its just a bunch of black kids speaking spanish running around and playing soccer! mindfuck!
then i finally got the words on the screen and found out there is no point to this movie! u don't even know what is happening at all, i dont even think there is a main character which you NEED if you want a good movie. I'm Tony Montana bitch! This is my little friend! Your dead sucker!
The characters are one age at one time then another age at one time then their kids again its like put your movie in order you doushes!
Theyres barely any boobs at all in this movie and all the dudes either looks like Karl Lewis, Miles Davis, or Seal who all look the same anyways. its confusing as fuck! Theres this one guy who looks like Run-D.M.C. but then dies his hair and looks like that dude from high school musical. That guy died just like every 1 else in this movie before they changed their name like 8 times lol.
theres not even that much killing and all theyre guns suck and arent loud at all. they barely sell drugs and the cops suck too, they dont even have uniforms or badges LOL.
one guy gets a camera and its like why do u want a camera? thats when i stopped watching this movie.
this movie sucked so bad. im going to go watch scarface.
cya next time losers!
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albus, dude. my ex and i watched this movie together and i was like this is stupid ten minutes in so then i was trying to get her to give me a beej during it and she wouldn't do it because she thought it was important or something to learn about other cultures so i was all like wtf, first you make me watch this super lame movie where it was only playing on like half of the tv screen because of these super gay black bars on the top and bottom of the screen and then you won't even go down. yea man i totally feel your pain about this moveie
TJ - the black bars happens when they turn the movie into a dvd they cant fit your whole movie on the disc so they only give u half thats what the dude who worked at circet city who use to buy me beer told me. i just watch all those movies on zoom so it takes up the screen ne wayz.
and that chick was a skank ne way and kind of fat. d u still have nekkid pix of her lol?
PS what are u doing 4 new years man? can i get a ride with u?
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