Guess Who's Back? ALBUS (LOL)

Thats right fools ya boi Albus is back with of engines! [Y do they even have that as a saying it makes no sense lol]

It has been soooooo long since ive been on the grid internet and i'll bore you with that story later (LOL SOOO NOT BOORING) but if i had sex with youre mom for every time i have heard OH SHIT ALBUS IS BACK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALBUS i would have fucked your mom to death lol

now that im back up in this beetch im gonna be doing movie revews because of cultural importancy and commenting on my world views. I have really matured up which u will be able 2 see... but i still def kick it old scool and schwill brew dogs and bang broads constantly how could i not, lol albus!

For now, here are my TOP 5 PICKUP LINES that are 100% original albus genius - u tool tardos can use them if u want but u have 2 give me credit if u do.

Landon Albus's Top 5 Pick Up Lines


ALBUS: I think there’s something in your vagina.
Girl: Excuse me?
ALBUS: It’s just that I can see into the future. And that something is first my tongue and then my dick.


Do you like animals? Beacuse I want 2 fuck u like one.


Out of all my facebook friends, i whack it to ur photos the most.


ALBUS: Have you ever fuked on a animal skin rug?
Girl: No, I havent.
ALBUS: I have 1 at my pad. Do u want 2 lose ur furrginity? lol


I'm Landon ALbus. Suck my dick.


It’s not polite to talk with ur mouth full unless ur eating my cock then u can say whatever u want as long as ur still sucking


This 1 only workz at a PETA ralley. I’m glad you support People Eating The Albuscock. You look hungry, can I interest u in something no pun intended lol.


Is this an A-B conversation or R U just happy 2 C me?


Y dont u be like the wind and blow me?

That is my TOP 5 pickup lines. Check back soon for more insights into the mind of the next generations, cya next time losers!

PS, sup ladies? get at me on twitter http://www.twitter.com/landonalbus