WORST SATURDAY EVAAAH

Sup citezens of losertown, population ya’ll LOL!

I probably had the shittiest saturday of alltime but I dnt let it get me down bc I know I can always cum up wit hilarious stuff like that. liek if u said u play baseball i would come back atcha with something like 'what bat do u use a loserville slugger?' its probably y i get laid so much.

so on saTURDday i was super pumped bc i THOUGHT i was going 2 get my dads Craighton tickets to the suiete he gets from his work since their hardcore ballers unlike most losers in this OBAMA ECONOMY YES WE CAN LOL suckers.

u can drink at Craighton gamez! Ive never been 2 one but i dnt think u can at UNO gaymes! GAY! lol.

So i was all like shit yeah albus gettin afternoonstyle drunksted in the swiz-eet for friz-ee! W R O N G !!!

Some d-bag client manager swiped those fuckers like rickey hendersen steals bases and i steal v-cards. lol ablus. I had to settle for regular tickets like a stupid blue coller joe jackass which sucked since the tickets were like all the way at one end of the floor on the floor. u get a table where u can put ur beerz but u have 2 keep turning youre head the hole time 2 see the game. GAY AS AIDS! some dude like 5 chairs away kept yelling at the playerz and reffs and got straight up BOOTED lol. sux for him i was saying way funnier shit to the ref and i didnt even know who the fuck Craighton waz playing til halftime.

the cheerleaders are only ok looking but i was yelling at them like CUM SIT HERE ILL GIVE U FREE BEER lol that shit always works at the bars.

the drive home suked too cuz it was cold as shit and i was only like 3 beers in and didnt have any roadies and my seat heaters are slow as shit. THEN I GOT A FUCKING FLAT TIRE in some shitty ass part of town on a street ive never been on and neither did tripple A because those fuckers took forever 2 get there my buzz fuckin wore off waiting 4 their slow asses. i was like u fags i would have had this changed by myself by now if i felt like it.

so after that i flipped them off as i drove away, bought a case and watched teh Fugitive, so look out for that movie review.

hope your saturday wasnt as shitty as mine but it was probalby worse!

Cya next time losers!