City of God – A Landon Albus Movie Review

Theyres barely any boobs at all in this movie and all the dudes either looks like Karl Lewis, Miles Davis, or Seal who all look the same anyways. its confusing as fuck! - Landon Albus


All right since I changed my major to english my advisor was like u should be writing every day and im like your an idiot lol dont u read my blog? Lol. No I didnt but thats what i was thinking.

well that night i hooked up with this weird ass chick at this super hippy bar called The Moon and in the morning when i roll bounced out of her place i stole some dvds even though she had no good ones. some had writing in german or french or something but clint eastwood on the case and i was like lol what are you even watching? one was like bono bruno il caviar 2. I stole that one.

i stole this movie called City of God wich seemed sweet cuz it had a naked girl on the front and talked about dealing drugs and shit and scarface is my fav movie ever so i was like fuck yeah bitch, im stealing this lol! so here is my movie review.

ok so the dvd says city of god on the cover of it but when you watch it its all like "cidade de deus" and it has a bunch of these mexican names and im like wtf this is the wrong movie so i was pissed off but then theyre killing some pheasnts and shit and there was blood so that was cool but the camera work sucked lol.

apparently this movie is set in Rio-Jenero, Brazil and im like "whatever they cant have this whole thing in spanish it will be like scarface and theyll speak english the whole time so people actually watch this!"

WRONG they speak spanish the whole time! this sucks! I couldnt even turn on subtitles until like 10 minutes beacuse whoever made the dvd is an idiot so its just a bunch of black kids speaking spanish running around and playing soccer! mindfuck!

then i finally got the words on the screen and found out there is no point to this movie! u don't even know what is happening at all, i dont even think there is a main character which you NEED if you want a good movie. I'm Tony Montana bitch! This is my little friend! Your dead sucker!

The characters are one age at one time then another age at one time then their kids again its like put your movie in order you doushes!

Theyres barely any boobs at all in this movie and all the dudes either looks like Karl Lewis, Miles Davis, or Seal who all look the same anyways. its confusing as fuck! Theres this one guy who looks like Run-D.M.C. but then dies his hair and looks like that dude from high school musical. That guy died just like every 1 else in this movie before they changed their name like 8 times lol.

theres not even that much killing and all theyre guns suck and arent loud at all. they barely sell drugs and the cops suck too, they dont even have uniforms or badges LOL.

one guy gets a camera and its like why do u want a camera? thats when i stopped watching this movie.

this movie sucked so bad. im going to go watch scarface.

cya next time losers!

my XMas sucked!

currently listening to: The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell

did anyone elses xxx-mas totally suck????? all i got 4 x-mas was a new iphone, new mp3 player, a 100 dollar abercrombie and fitch gift card, a new controler for my WII (i broke one whne i was drunk lol) a ps3, a digital camera and a really expensive watch. i didnt get anything!!!! i feel like a poor person lol. santa was probably jealouse of all the poon ive been gettin while hes been having to bang Misses Clause for like the past 500 years. if i would have saw santa i would have been like, your an idiot! bring me something expensive you doucheeeeeeee!

plus I didnt even get laid!!!!

jk

i did!! hahahhahahaha


cya next time losers!

I called a chick a MUFF DIVER!

currently listening to: Akon FT. Lil Wayne and Young Jeezy - I'm So Paid

so I just found out one of my classes was a online internet class lol i didn't go to it anwayz! haha! i emailed this dude asking if he wood do my Final for me and id let him into my frat. he hasnt got back to me yet and my final was last thursday so hopefully he did it. i wont haze him to hard. jk, im gonna paddle his ass!

i went to this lame party on sat nite and this hot ass ho was totally feeling me. i walkd up to her and laid down some game and asked her if she liked public transportation then i told her she could ride the alBUS all night long! lol! she told me she had a boyfriend and iwas like he's is an idiot! she left like 5 minutes later and i told Donovan that she was probably a muff diver. I think she might have heard me, it was epic! hahahahahahaha.

im taking a couple of pledges to the Indians casino this week. im gonna win like 1000 dollars at blackjack cuz im 21 and im gonna hit til i get 21! lol

im gonnna have a brew dog. yah its 221am on a sunday nite and im gonna drink a brew dog lol im always throwing down like that striaght hardcore. albus.

cya next time losers!

finals are gay! lol

currently listening to: TI - Live You're Life

lol i can't believe this song samples that stupid fat kid from the internet!

before we get in the good stuff i have to get this off my chest (thats what she said, LOL)

u know ive always been mezmerized in politics and especially this year, but can you believe some of these arabs?



i couldn't believe when that happened yesterday hit me up on the comments if u wan't to talk about it.

BUT OH SHIT

so i didnt study at all for my intrapersonal communications final i had yesterday so i swang by the (frat) house {and that was a whole story trying to get in there lol} to see what we had on file but all we had was my old test that i failed the first time i took this class!

that sucked but on my way to class i saw this super hot slut that wanted to snap in to my meatstick so i gave her some albus charm lol, i didn't get any right there cuz i was running reallllly late and couldn't follow her car but i posted on craig's list so she'll probably hit me up WEB 2.0 BABY

http://omaha.craigslist.org/mis/962975763.html

hit me up if anyone wants 2 get some brew dogs or some sushi (i love sushi ladies, lol) tonight ny last final is tomorrow at 5:30 otherwise your an idiot! lol albus.

cya next time losers

sake bombs!

currently listening to: Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock

sup Doush bags!

its 130pm and im sooo hungover lol! i went and got some sushi with some alumni from the frat im in. we hit up the happy hour from 3-6 and then stayed for the reverse happy hour from 9-12 lol. I was pounding sake bombs like they were jageur bombs! I dont even like sushi but the hos do so i always tell them i eat it all the time. Why would you eat raw fish? why would you eat anything raw? its stupidddddd. if its not fried or microwaved, its gross.

my fantasy football team got there asses kicked this weekend. I tried to start Tom Brady but I guess he was hurt! that sucks, i got zero points from my quaterback.

have you guys heard of Ultimate Fighting!? it kicks ass! these dudes just jack eachother in the face like they banged eachothers girlfriend lol, but it was probably just me banging there girlfriends haha. But sometimes the fights go to the ground and there wrestling around in there underwhere...its so gay. its gayer than those tv shows Queer as Fork or Will and Grapes.

OH SHIT! Ive got a final at 200pm and I havent studied! hopefully i sit next to some smart nerd

cya next time losers!

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Hoooly SHIT its been a long time!!

currently listening to: McGomery Gentry - Roll With Me

Im fuckin 21 bitches!

HOOOLY SHIT its been a long time since Ive blogged! (not as long as my dong is though!) I just want to let u know that Im alive and I didn't dissapear into a cave or some shit like Ben Laden! HA! What a fucking idiot, fuck that guy.

Your probably wondering where i've been... well all u gotta do is check ur gurls verizon account Son, cuz she's been texting the FUCK out of the Albus Phone! (sexual metaphour)

Well i took like a year off of school and have been working at this bank or something I still don't know what the fuck it is, lol! my dad used to manage it or own it or some shit but it was sooo lame. It wasn't even a real bank like a bank of the west or something like whatever. I'll tell you about that shiz later.

But before that i got like all F'S (NOT IN pounding brew dogz tho) so i'm on academic probation and still technically a freshmen but that shit all lame anyways man, i've learned so much about life. IT'S ALL THE CORPORATIONS man!

n e ways i'm changing my major to english b/c basically everything i say is a metafor 4 me fucking all these hoes or all of these bitches wanting a taste test of the albus flavored ice cream.

^--- SEE? I'M BACK BITCH!

cya next time losers!