DMB - Crash Into Me

Heyyyyyy yo! Albus up in here! I got WASTED yesterday! Me and the boyz killed that 18 pack then we went to this bar and bought pitchers and i just drank out of the pitcher eventhough im not 21 it was so freakin sweet and smooth. i just went to the bathroom when the lady was checking ids. they were nun the wiser. some people can be freakin idiots! My frat bros and I are really bonding. I can tell because they do stuff like that for me. There were some hotties there that i hit on because im freaking awesome especially when im wasted. I rolled up on them and said "do you have your tickets yet?" and they said "to what" and i said "to the albus snake show" and then i dropped my pants. HAHAHA LOL, SIKE! That would have been awesome if i did because all chicks want the albus meat. They looked like prude ass bitches though and they were playing some shitty music i never even heard of before. How the hell do you know about music if it isn't on the radio? Seriously, some people are such losers! When we got back I called up that chick i was talking about. It was like 1:30 and i knew she wanted to dance on the albus pole so i called here up. Didn't really work out. I woke her up from sleeping. She didn't really know who i was. She said she had class and student council meeting the next morning. I think she's still in high school. Well, i'm gonna go eat pizza then whack it. Cya next time Losers.