Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Currently Listening To: Pearl Jam - Hunger Strike

Heyyyy everybody, Landon here again, did you miss me? Don't lie i bet you did, after one blog entry I bet your in love with me. On my way to class there were these stupid gaywads handing out these flyers for some shit, I don't even know what it was for, there was a picture of a book on in. there were liek 5 people handing them out so i took one from the one guy, being all polite and shit and pretended like I was interested in it but really I was checking out this chicks ass in front of me. Then a little bit later there was another guy and before he could hand me a flyer I HANDED THE FLYER I HAD TO HIM! HAHAHA LOL i'm laughing to myself right now just thinking about it. Goddamn i'm so funny. they guy totally didn't know what to do. I was walking with one of my frat bros, Vince. Right before i did it i said, "yo vince, watch this" then after i did it we high fived and bumped chests. i think i earned some respect from him for that. Class was freaking gay. I only stayed for like half the class because that hot slut i was talking about is on the golf team or tennis team or some shit and went to get assignments from the teacher because she had to go to a game right then. Vince text messeged me, like 15 into class to see if we wanted to ditch at break and go crack some brews and frolf. So we fucking bailed on that shit, it was so smooth, the teacher didnt even know. Frolf was cool i shot like 10 over i don't care as much about frolf as much as i do as getting drunk on the frolf coruse. Natty light is awesome. O yea, I found a frisbee with someones name and phone number on it too. What kind of a fucking loser who woulda do that? I will probably prank call him sometime when im drunk. God damn im so funny, i think of the funniest shit to do. GOD! Oh yeah before I forget, one of my bros is a huge Pearl Jam fan, probably just as big of one as i am so i got a bunch of songs from him and put them on my ipod even some rare live songs. Get this though for "Hunger Strike" he had the band being labeled "Temple Of The Dog". What a fucking idiot! I don't even think that is a real band. You would think he would know better than that, so I had to change it before i uploaded it to my ipod. I left a note on his computer about it and i'll probably make fun of him about it later. Some Pearl Jam fan he is. Some people are fucking idiots. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Blink 182 - All The Small Things

Heeyyyy there, to all you readers! This is the first entry to my blog, I’ll probably have a few more, unless I get too drunk, haha. I just went through my first week of college last week, and man, there are some hot ass bitches, and some giant douche bags there. Not me though, I was voted Most Popular and Biggest Party Animal in high school, Seniors ‘05 rule. Well I’m just waking up from last night, I was sooo drunk. These two stupid idiots in my frat thought they could out drink me, I was like, “You stupid idiots really think you can out drink me? You guys are such idiots!” I thought it was funny when I said that. After like my second beer, I wasn’t feeling so good cause I had the flu the other day, but not cause the of the booze, I ain’t no 2 beer queer. Then one of my frat bros had the same pink striped polo shirt that i had on and i made fun of him for not popping the collar, I knew right away that I was cooler than him, he's probably gay too. He was like a junior or something. But then he punched me real hard in the arm and i pretended like it didnt hurt. I can't wait to do that to freshmen when I'm a junior! There this super hot chick in my English class, I think I’m gonna try and hit it, but I mean, she is kinda one of those dumb girls that study all the time, so I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to pull her. Well, it’s about time to go to class. The only reason I’m going to class is cause of the hot slut, and cause everyone in there thinks I’m freaking funny. Last time in class I farted right in the middle of the teacher talking, haha, lol, I Rule. Cya next time Losers.