Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
UNO's library is wired as shit now/albus gets DEEP
LOL! when did they change this shit? i havent been in here in like litereally like 3 years. theyre is like a cafe and shit now so all the fatfatfattys can eat donuts. lol ALBUSTED!
alow me to get deep for a second (lol that's what i said to her)
so after i wrote my helarious 25 list i saw that my old blog showed up on my fb page and it just reallly took me back bro. it was a nice reflexion of life. it made me really happy and i almost cried reading it. NOT! lol. but it really did take me back. i'd like to show u what i blogged about that day beacuse it really makes me realize how much we grow as people even in a few years
As u can see i've really matured and grown up but i still reflex on these times as some of my best times. Cya next time losers.
alow me to get deep for a second (lol that's what i said to her)
so after i wrote my helarious 25 list i saw that my old blog showed up on my fb page and it just reallly took me back bro. it was a nice reflexion of life. it made me really happy and i almost cried reading it. NOT! lol. but it really did take me back. i'd like to show u what i blogged about that day beacuse it really makes me realize how much we grow as people even in a few years
Currently Listening to: Gnarles Barclay
Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:18am
Heeyyyy dooshebags! Yo I would have wrote more this summer but I was so fucking drunkstyle wasted all day everyday to do it!
Fuckin cops, I almost got a MIP this summer at this huge like 30 kegger in Blair. It was fucking sweet at first, i was macking like 10 bitches at once! Some of my bros were there and were giving me mad props for mackin all those chicks. I was about to go up this chicks dress when some kids like "cops!" so being smart as fuck I fucking BOLTED to the lake. I hid in some old people pontoon boat for like 2 hours it was soo gay. I jacked off on the carpet! Fuckin cops aint got shit on me
There was a black dude there too and i said "what up" to him. He nodded at me because he knows I'm Landon Fucking Albus, a down ass cat.
Schools gay as usual so far, ive skipped like 8 times already. There are only a few hot chicks in my classes. They prob all want me. It was hilarious today in class i called socrates So-crates, eventhough its really Sock-crates, LOL. Bill and ted are hillarious but faggot stoners. smoking pot is for pussis.
Albus for homecoming king in '06. Cya next time losers.
As u can see i've really matured and grown up but i still reflex on these times as some of my best times. Cya next time losers.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
25 things about my kick ass life
so this stupid chain letter is going around facebook and i wasnt gonna do 1 eventhough i got tagged like 10 times but i do love talking about myself and im a realy good writer so here u go
1. I weighed 6lbs9oz when I was born so Ive never been fat or obece in my life
2. I love my parents who are happily married of 27 years and eventhough Im theyre only child they never spoiled me
3. The first time I got drunk I garage hopped my ant’s house in freemont and all she had was zima but I pounded that shit on my drive home to omaha
4. Speaking of freemont my cousin is gay and was on american idol, so Ive grown up being tolerent of the gayz.
5. Everywhere I go ppl always know me. On my 4th MIP the cop new my name even before I gave him My ID
6. the best part of senior year was the freshman chicks, especially when u drive a Mustang
7. I’m verrrrry political @ heart. My goal is to be governer because u get tons of free shit and I’d throw EPIC keggers at my manshion.
8. LOL ALBUS
9. I have a passion for movies. Ive seen Scarface probably more than 69 times lol
10. Im verry witee. I saw my childhood hero kevin kosner at the CWS and I told him ‘if you build it they will cum’
11. I wrote the most amazing sketch for 1980star called ‘Mr. Cool’ but John and Eric wont make it. IDIOTS.
12. I truly love Jesus and Im reminded of His sacrifice everyday
13. My favorite food is hooters :-D
14. I GOT ON MELISSA MIDWEST SUMMER OF ’06 BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME!!
15. In my senior civics class I wrote a persuasive paper about why is there a BET channel but there is no WET channel? {message me if u want 2 read it}
16. I’ve walked in on my dad and mom doing it 7 times.
17. I’ve walked in on my dad and babysitter doing it 3 times.
18. My new years resolution is to Blog more and keep banging tons of chicks
19. I love the outdoors but when its super hot and bugs suck
20. I quit little league b/c the coach yelled at me for eating a hotdog in the dugout but if I kept playing Id probably be All-State
21. I use to wear Abercrombie and was the 1st person in my school to wear it
22. I love sports these are my teams: Miami, Dallas Cowboys, Redsox, Kobe, Cubs, Bears and Morehead State, LOL
23. Ppl seem to think Im airuhgent and full of myself, but if u really know me u know Im a verry humble person and really aweome and sweet guy once u get to know me
24. My frat bros truly are my family, thru the good times and the bad
25. Cya next time losers
1. I weighed 6lbs9oz when I was born so Ive never been fat or obece in my life
2. I love my parents who are happily married of 27 years and eventhough Im theyre only child they never spoiled me
3. The first time I got drunk I garage hopped my ant’s house in freemont and all she had was zima but I pounded that shit on my drive home to omaha
4. Speaking of freemont my cousin is gay and was on american idol, so Ive grown up being tolerent of the gayz.
5. Everywhere I go ppl always know me. On my 4th MIP the cop new my name even before I gave him My ID
6. the best part of senior year was the freshman chicks, especially when u drive a Mustang
7. I’m verrrrry political @ heart. My goal is to be governer because u get tons of free shit and I’d throw EPIC keggers at my manshion.
8. LOL ALBUS
9. I have a passion for movies. Ive seen Scarface probably more than 69 times lol
10. Im verry witee. I saw my childhood hero kevin kosner at the CWS and I told him ‘if you build it they will cum’
11. I wrote the most amazing sketch for 1980star called ‘Mr. Cool’ but John and Eric wont make it. IDIOTS.
12. I truly love Jesus and Im reminded of His sacrifice everyday
13. My favorite food is hooters :-D
14. I GOT ON MELISSA MIDWEST SUMMER OF ’06 BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME!!
15. In my senior civics class I wrote a persuasive paper about why is there a BET channel but there is no WET channel? {message me if u want 2 read it}
16. I’ve walked in on my dad and mom doing it 7 times.
17. I’ve walked in on my dad and babysitter doing it 3 times.
18. My new years resolution is to Blog more and keep banging tons of chicks
19. I love the outdoors but when its super hot and bugs suck
20. I quit little league b/c the coach yelled at me for eating a hotdog in the dugout but if I kept playing Id probably be All-State
21. I use to wear Abercrombie and was the 1st person in my school to wear it
22. I love sports these are my teams: Miami, Dallas Cowboys, Redsox, Kobe, Cubs, Bears and Morehead State, LOL
23. Ppl seem to think Im airuhgent and full of myself, but if u really know me u know Im a verry humble person and really aweome and sweet guy once u get to know me
24. My frat bros truly are my family, thru the good times and the bad
25. Cya next time losers
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