Currently Listening to: too dtrunk!3!32!

Heyyy yuall! Oh man suepr wasted and bloggin! yeah! u suck big fat donkey cock yes! U losr! ahh albus! so wasted ruight now my frat bros are so cool cuz we got some fucking awesome shots ath the bar fuk u i have iD in my pNTS! PANTS! hahah ALBUS SNSAKE!!!! and fuc shit its like 3 am and i have test art 9 tomorrow but its all good cus i dont dknow shit 4it hopeuflly it s multiple cociese an=d shit cus imwasted LOL! party time, yaeh i'll have anothe brewdog! i s;ept wit yo gurl cus im albus ahrdcore tothe bone of the sanke thattz how i role tis bitznatch. ur chick wants my sac, ALBUTs! Cya nx thyme lozers.

Currently Listening to: Nelly E.I.

Heyyy all you out there. I'm just chillin a little bit rockin some old school jams. Is nelly in the rap hall of fame yet? man he should be he pulls mad chicks. he probably pulls as much ass as i do. This weekend me and some of the frat bros went to some partys. Some were tight, others were really freakin gay. Like not gay as in filled with homosexuals, really gay, like filled with loser faggots, LOL! I saw a retarded person on sunday, that was really funny. If i was a retarted person i would stand on the street with a cardboard sign and then people would give me money and that would kick ass. then i would go buy beer and they wouldn't id me because retarded people have it easy and never get hassled or id'ed and shit. retarded people have it made. Cya next time Losers.

DMB - Crash Into Me

Heyyyyyy yo! Albus up in here! I got WASTED yesterday! Me and the boyz killed that 18 pack then we went to this bar and bought pitchers and i just drank out of the pitcher eventhough im not 21 it was so freakin sweet and smooth. i just went to the bathroom when the lady was checking ids. they were nun the wiser. some people can be freakin idiots! My frat bros and I are really bonding. I can tell because they do stuff like that for me. There were some hotties there that i hit on because im freaking awesome especially when im wasted. I rolled up on them and said "do you have your tickets yet?" and they said "to what" and i said "to the albus snake show" and then i dropped my pants. HAHAHA LOL, SIKE! That would have been awesome if i did because all chicks want the albus meat. They looked like prude ass bitches though and they were playing some shitty music i never even heard of before. How the hell do you know about music if it isn't on the radio? Seriously, some people are such losers! When we got back I called up that chick i was talking about. It was like 1:30 and i knew she wanted to dance on the albus pole so i called here up. Didn't really work out. I woke her up from sleeping. She didn't really know who i was. She said she had class and student council meeting the next morning. I think she's still in high school. Well, i'm gonna go eat pizza then whack it. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening To: Blink 182 - Dammit

Heyyyy all u losers out there in internet world. What's happening? Nevermind don't tell me because its probably booring as fuck! Lol, I started to drink an hour ago so if I'm going crazy thats why, eventhough im the most bad ass mo fo that doesnt give a fuck, so fuck you, LOL! I don't have class tomorrow and neither do my frat bros Vince and Jordan so we picked up an 18 pack and wer'e pounding them. LOL, holy shit, Jordan called Vince a fag for not being able to open up his beer and Jordan punched him in the balls. LOL, sorry, i was yelling back at them. I told both of them that they were gay with eachother and then they laughed and said they were going to double team rape me. My frat bros kick ass because they're frickin hilarious and do hilarious things like that all the time. That's probably why they recruited me to the frat. All of us guys have our similarities but our differences too. One example is I have a blog and I don't think they do. Tonights thursday and i'll probably continue to get dominated as usual. I heard of a lot of stuff going on but knowing me i'll probably just go to the place with the most hotties or I might call up this chick when im drunk. drunk dialing is awesome by the way. i met this girl at a party and went down her pants and i told her i would call her so i might do that tonight. i think i still have her number, i dunno, this was in like august. either way I'm gonna pull some ass. Albus snake, hardcore. Cya next time Losers.

Currently Listening to: Kanye West - Gold Digger

Heyyyyyy all you out there, it's been SOOOO long since I wrote on here, I can't freakin believe it. Sorry if you missed me... and u probably did. I was in New Orleans helping out for Hurricane Katrena. HAHA LOL! YEAH RIGHT! LOL! Now I'm laughing about how hilarious I am. I can make jokes about recent tradgetys, I rule. But for real tho, I haven't blogged in a long time cause they were trying to update my blog and they're all freakin idiots and don't know anything and it took forever. But now it works and you can leave me comments about how freaking kick ass I am. If your a hot chick leave your number if you want to touch the Albus snake. Cya next time Losers.